Sunday, April 20, 2008

yawnz. for neil ceiceriega's(guy who does potter puppet pals) contest on youtube i shall post the devised way of killing him (not real ppl. this was just for a contest)
oh yes how i will capture and torture you. hmm. yeess.. i will lay a cookie out on the street. and when you come to pick it up i'll...suprise attack you and stuff you in a sack! then i will drag you to a secret shack and tie you up and make you read ALL the harry potter books to me. then i might spare you but NOO LOL

hmmmm....oh the possiblities....gun? no too quick... dagger? hmm maybe... poison? no already seen that... AHA barney videos. no too gay....ummmm something much worse..... YES I KNOW! i will spray you with a fire exstinguisher. the carbon dioxide will take out all your oxygen. slowly killing you MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. then noticing what i have done to one of the greatest minds in america, i will sit in dread, cry, and become emo.


and now i will post (since i am bored) the poems i made up this week
davey havok we love ya to death
so you must escape our fangirls loving wrath
long lashes covered in make up
feel free to tell us over our incessant squealing to "SHUT UP!"

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